Apparently, guys and dolls, I share myblog name with a terrifying puppet company:
Did you know it’s a “family puppet experience like no other?”
What the fuck does that even mean?! You really want to subject your kids to this acid trip:
Her face is just epic.
“What fresh hell IS THIS?”
Now, when I was a kid, we had Billy Bob’s Pizza Palace of Hepatitis. At least, that’s what I think it was called. It was a toothless white trash bear and his army of hobo friends. In retrospect, I believe they were all raising funds to build a meth lab.