This is a collection of my life lessons, phrased helpfully for the fucktards among us who refuse to try and live decently or at least not creepily. I believe these folks threaten the human race, so the least I can do is mock them on my blog. I will update this page as I continue to complain and write angry letters to such fucking clowns. So if you have a penchant for empathizing with a hatred for douchebaggery, you’re in the right place.
Sassafras Junction
The Pitfalls and Profanity of Southern Living
Vote for me in ‘09!
Bad News for Minors
C’mon, Subscribe to me. I have a van full of nice kittens.
Be My Frenemy
Stumble My Shizzle!
Join My Cult! (the koolaid is delicious…)
Hey Sorica- Just wanted to give you a shout and say your blog is effing hilarious. Think you might like mine as well. Check it out if you have a min and love to hate annoying advertising: http://adnoxious.blogspot.com/2009/09/a1-meatloaf-crippling-depression.html
-Michael
Thanks, man. Your site is a delightful concept. You can feel free to use the following posts on terrible/terrifying ads if they suit your purpose, just give me credit in the form of a link back to this site. Thanks for the shout-out!
http://sassafrasjunction.wordpress.com/2008/03/16/i-guess-you-do-what-you-gotta-do/
http://sassafrasjunction.wordpress.com/2009/06/02/biz-markie-and-inevitable-drunken-rape/
http://sassafrasjunction.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/spicy-vag-lube/
http://sassafrasjunction.wordpress.com/2008/09/14/a-myriad-of-maniacal-minutae/