Pictured: Not the actual authors
Pretend you paid attention in school, kids. We’re listing the books by the title, then we give the author. We thought about going all MLA on your asses, but we’re tired after long days of pretending to care about books and students, so here’s what you get.
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, by Mark “Lazy Ass” Twain
Burnt Mountain by Anne Rivers Siddons
Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger
Collected Works, by Jodi Fucking Picoult
The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo, by Stieg Larsson
How to Win at Cards, Dice, Races, Roulette, by Mike Goodman
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, by Patrick Suskind
Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Coleridge
South of Broad, by Pat Conroy.
Song of the Nibelungs, by some anonymous German, probably a dude
The Sun Also Rises, by Ernest Hemingway
Twelfth Night, by William Shakespeare
Twilight, by Stephanie Bitch-face Meyers (complete)
Twilight, by Stephanie Meyers (under 500 words)
Also Recommended:
The Magus, pwnd by Anna
Courtesy of the hilarious Drek, of Total Drek:
Left Behind, by a duo of Christian douchebags
The Overton Window, by Glenn “bitch-tits” Beck
Do you write snark and would like to see your name/blog here? Email us with a hyperlink to your book-bash and we’ll take a gander:
sorciamacnasty [at] hotmail [dot] com
