Ok, so if you have small children in the room, now might be a good time to encourage them to go hide under the bed unless you want tonight’s bedtime lecture to take on a decidedly anotomical note.
It’s not just a big bottle of white, spicy deliciousness! It’s…..
BEAVER CREAM! I mean, what says “fun” and “delicious” and “horseradish” better than a gooey white substance festooned with a giant beaver? And this stuff? It’s AWARD WINNING, folks. Clearly, the best cream comes from the best beavers. Who am I to question the science of condiments?
I swear to God, if I find this stuff in my “Goody Drawer”… There’s gonna be a world of hurtin’…