Ok, so if you have small children in the room, now might be a good time to encourage them to go hide under the bed unless you want tonight’s bedtime lecture to take on a decidedly anotomical note.
It’s not just a big bottle of white, spicy deliciousness! It’s…..
Creamy like only a beaver can make
BEAVER CREAM! I mean, what says “fun” and “delicious” and “horseradish” better than a gooey white substance festooned with a giant beaver? And this stuff? It’s AWARD WINNING, folks. Clearly, the best cream comes from the best beavers. Who am I to question the science of condiments?
I swear to God, if I find this stuff in my “Goody Drawer”… There’s gonna be a world of hurtin’…
OMG I’m so buying it !!
You find the strangest, funniest things
Dani.. how come it doesn’t surprise me that you wan’t this?
@ Dani: Demand it from your local supermarket. Do not take “No-we-dont-carry-scary-vaginal-horseradish” for an answer!
@ Dizzblnd: It’s like I live in an alternate universe.
Where can I get a case???
Ugh. my love of horseradish is now tainted.
Ha, Ha, you said TAINTed…….
DON’T Use it as vage lube. It burns.
Nothing like a screaming slut running out into the street and dunking her va jay jay in the snowbank in front of your neighbors.. and their kids.
@ Belle: It seems there should be a Hot Beaver Cream hotline for you to call and order your case. I suggest 1-900-HOT-BEVR
@ Phem: I am sorry I keep ruining things for you. Instant coffee, beaver cream. What’s next?
@ Donovan: ZING!
@ Mike: But it sure makes for a terrific block-party story at the annual 4th of July Bash. Also, on a general level, I hate my neighbors.
Huh…I was wondering why my penis was burning.
Spicy beaver sauce doesn’t sound like a good thing….l at least for me It actually reminds me of the time when………nevermind!
@ Mooooog: Yes, but it is also DELICIOUS.
@ Thinkin: Oh yes. We all have been haunted by those cruel recollections…
Hey, nice tips. I’ll buy a bottle of beer to the person from that forum who told me to visit your blog
@ HTG6PF: Hey, what about giving ME the beer?! I am the hilarity that makes this happen, you know… just teasing (but really, please send beer); thanks for stopping by. Glad my spicy vag lube post turned you on.