Comments on: Victoria’s Secret? That she’s a BITCH.

By: Sorcia MacNasty

Sorcia MacNasty — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:29:58 +0000

@ Sherri: Glad you got a laugh! You know, I actually stumbled onto half a second of that horrible Tyra Banks show on TV (America’s Next Top Anorexic or something). She was actually saying, “I really love [bulimic victim #4]’s body — she has no breasts! Like a boy!” What is that going to do to the ideal of femininity?! And sorry, but if your man wants to give you the business and you look like a boy? Your man likes boys.

By: Sherri

Sherri — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:34:22 +0000

That was easily the funniest thing I’ve ever read! Kudos to you for blogging it and not letting it ruin your day like I would have! I had the same experiences with those half-wits at VS so much so that I don’t buy their crap anymore. In fact, I’ve given up on bras all together! I’m not as endowed as you, I’m a 34D and that must be considered “obese” at VS. Although women’s breasts come in all shapes and sizes, natural or fake, VS is anti-implants so they only try to market around the skinny women who are built like a pre-pubesent boy.

By: Sorcia MacNasty

Sorcia MacNasty — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:11:06 +0000

@ Jellykean: Sideswell heavy?! What kind of horrible description is that?! I hope you punched her in her uni-boob.

By: jellykean

jellykean — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:48:31 +0000

I’m up for boycotting VS

In NYC you get less skinny bitches but I did have one in-your-tits saleslady loudly bemoan after forcing me into a fitting – that we were both cursed at being ’sideswell heavy’

cause I needed to be informed that I was yet another kind of heavy!

By: Sorcia MacNasty

Sorcia MacNasty — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:51:53 +0000

@ Listy: Oh Bejesus. Mine will be freakshow huge if I ever have kids.

Adoption is looking better all the time.

And let’s all boycott VS. They’re clearly a troop of mean-spirited, tiny breasted troll women.

By: Listy-loo

Listy-loo — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:37:01 +0000

I have been on both sides of this issue. Pre babies I was a solid B cup and now with the 2nd one on the way, I am moving into DD/E cup. I have to say, smaller is easier BUT the boys aren’t interested in smaller. Sorcia- yours look lovely, just don’t go back to VS ever again. They suck.

By: Sorcia MacNasty

Sorcia MacNasty — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:34:23 +0000

@ all: My boobs say thanks. The girls have never felt such love. Well, not from cyberspace, anyhow.

By: Janine Serresseque

Janine Serresseque — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:45:27 +0000

I went into Victoria’s Secretions once when they were having their “Semi Anuual Bra Sale.” There were all these bins full of bras. It was a fucking mess–all the sizes out of order. I’m an ex retail queen, so this is inexcusable to me. Anyway, the little tart asks me what size I’m looking for and I tell her 36A. Can’t find a single one in my size, so she starts to suggest all these other bras that were the wrong size. “Are you sure you’re a 36A? Have you ever been professionally fitted for a bra?” I’m sure I’m going to let some vapid teenager “fit” me for a bra. Sheesh.
Don’t knock those great knockers! You look lovely.

By: Dean

Dean — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:34:51 +0000

I feel your pain. I’ve never had a good experience with Victoria’s Secret, and none of their stuff fits me. I’m somewhat more proportional than you, but my boobs are, alas, larger. But I tend to merely annoy them and to only shop online. =D

By: Hotsy McFarland

Hotsy McFarland — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:44:07 +0000

PS – I second the “skinny bitch” comment.