Ok, so this is no Sarah Palin meme, but it’s pretty fun if you’re a huge loser like me who LOOOOVES Prince. We won’t go into all the reasons why, but suffice to say he was a) integral to my early sex life, for both soundtrack and suggestion purposes and b) he’s a sexy motherfucker.
Anyway, your Prince Protege Name is your zodiac sign, and your first car.
Ergo, in anticipation of the glorious day when Prince will, inevitably, come to my house, pack up me, the dog and all my g-strings and whisk me off into a paisley sunset, he will be able to call me:
Leo LeBaron. Yeah. It’s even French, yo.
How ’bout you, loyal readers?
oh, that’s a good one.
Sag Ram
Eh, not so good: Cancer Pod.
@ Balc: nice touch, shortening it to “Sag”!
@ Fergus: LOL — That’s not a name, darling, I think that’s a terrible growth!
“Becky, what’s that on your face?”
“Oh, that? I’m having it removed. Doctor said it’s a Cancer Pod.”
Gemini Volvo.
I keep thinking of Sailor Moon for some reason.
Scorpio Accent
sounds like a weird dialect.
Leo Corolla. how…Mediterranean?
Cancer Cutlass! I think this will be my roller derby name if I ever decide to start roller derbying.
I am Gemini Excel.
Sagittarius Hoopty.
(I seriously can’t remember the make of the first car I drove, and we just called it “The Hoopty.” I think it was similar in design to a Parisien, but it wasn’t a Parisien, so…I don’t know what it was.)
I would be Gemini Century, which isn’t a name so much as an era. =D
as I excitedly posted on the oroginal blog post of this name game…I am the ever elusive Taurus Taurus
Another Gemini!
Full name Gemini Malibu
Sounds a little like a stripper name doesn’t it?
ah, my sister’s hand-me-down Chevy Malibu. It was quite the hot rod.
@OperatorLA: YOU WIN the elusive match of sign/car. AMAZING.
I’m Leo Metro (alt. Leo Geo, if I go make vs. model.)
Taurus Taurus totally wins! Though Gemini Malibu really is a pretty good stripper name. Also, I have to say I’m pretty excited about Janine’s imminent roller derbying career. With a name like Cancer Cutlass, those rough bitches will have to stand out of her way.
Aries Impala
Ooh. Aries Impala is really good, too, though.
Gemini Aspire
Husband’s is Taurus LeSabre. hee!
Taurus Corolla. It sounds like the unfortunate love child of some redneck hooker and Adam Carolla…
Hubby is Aries El Camino. (cue mariachi music…)
Leo Cougar. Sounds like a porn star name.
Leo Cougar also sounds like an unfortunate breeding experiement, one done in the hopes of creating a Super Cat.
Late to the party as usual (that motorcycle ain’t gonna ride isself).
Sagittarius P1800S
Apparently, I’m an android. Lost, like tears in rain.
@ Grant: Lost like tears in PURPLE RAIN!!
Gemini GeoMetro!
that’s way to perky
mine should go in the FAIL blog, because it would be Scorpio Taurus.
@ Julie: Should we just call you Scorp Taur for short?
No. No we should not.
FAIL