Ok, it’s been a week of lots of laughing and some tough decisions, kids. I was simply unable to only have a Top 3. You have simply submitted too many badass choices, so I made a Top 5! I based my decision on creativity, flow and cadence with my own personal tone.
A round of applause, please, for our finalists and their amazing choices (these are presented in simply the order they were posted):
Brent — Sorcia Ferocious
OperatorLA — Sorcia O’Meany
Mandy — Sorcia MACNasty (see the subtle diff?)
Debra — Sorcia O’Hellno
ListyLoo — McTasty
Get voting, loyal readers. I’m going to spend all week without a last name! Polls close one week from today, midnight on Friday, Sept. 26th. Just comment below with your fave choice. ONLY ONE, please!!
Thanks again to everyone who participated. I really enjoyed your names, and moreover, I enjoyed learning that my reading audience is 1) badass and b) supportive of the fact I want to have NOTHING in common with McDoucheface. I like you. I really like you.
– Sorcia … (________)