Ok, it’s been a week of lots of laughing and some tough decisions, kids. I was simply unable to only have a Top 3. You have simply submitted too many badass choices, so I made a Top 5! I based my decision on creativity, flow and cadence with my own personal tone.
A round of applause, please, for our finalists and their amazing choices (these are presented in simply the order they were posted):
Brent — Sorcia Ferocious
OperatorLA — Sorcia O’Meany
Mandy — Sorcia MACNasty (see the subtle diff?)
Debra — Sorcia O’Hellno
ListyLoo — McTasty
Get voting, loyal readers. I’m going to spend all week without a last name! Polls close one week from today, midnight on Friday, Sept. 26th. Just comment below with your fave choice. ONLY ONE, please!!
Thanks again to everyone who participated. I really enjoyed your names, and moreover, I enjoyed learning that my reading audience is 1) badass and b) supportive of the fact I want to have NOTHING in common with McDoucheface. I like you. I really like you.
– Sorcia … (________)
Since you seem (understandably) reluctant to do a cage match with the old guy for the name – my vote goes to MacNasty.
It’s an honor just to be nominated. No, really.
If I can vote for myself then here’s one for O’Hellno!
Oh I never imagined I’d make it to the finals. Oh, oh, oh. I don’t want to jinx it by preparing a spot on the wall for the photo of Dame Sorcia but I’m eying that lovely place of honor right over there (above the toilet).
I’d vote for myself but it might make me feel dirty, especially since O’Hellno made me laugh so hard. So I’m giving my vote to Debra. sniff.
O’Hellno!
I love you, Debra! I miss you!
O’Hellno!
Crap, should have voted for myself. Didn’t I learn this lesson in the fifth grade?
OMG! I can’t believe it. I made it to the FINALS. I first want to thank my mother, whose sarcastic wit and judgmental demeanor have helped me become the man I am today. Next, I would like to thank the Lord, just beacuse he’s so damn sexy. Finally, I want to vote for myself. O’Meany it is!
Suck It other competitors! I finally have the chance to give a woman a surname other than her own! No one will stop me now. Just wait…(operatorla googles “how to delete other users comments from a blog”)
I guess I’m in the minority of liking Sorcia Ferocious best. =D
I’m all for Sorcia Ferocious
And the wild voting continues! “O’Hellno” is in the lead at 4 votes, and “Ferocious” is second with 2 votes. Hey, get your friends involved. More readers for my blog? Be still my heart!!!
Sorcia _______
I am voting for Sorcia Ferocious. It is McFierce!
Oh my Darwin, this is getting intense! I vote for O’Hellno.
I’m going to cry if MacNasty doesn’t win. But don’t count my vote b/c it shouldn’t count. If you want to know why, Sorcia MacNasty (you don’t mind if I call you that until it’s official, do you?) then you can email me for the explanation.
I love a good competition.
I do so love MacNasty. It’s like you’re taking it BACK from McCain (even with a slightly different spelling). You’d be like feminists and the word “cunt”! Yeah, take it back! It gets my vote.
MacNasty all the way.
Oooh! “MacNasty” has snuck up to 2nd place, with four votes to “O’Hellno’s” five votes! Remember kids, voting ends at midnight on Friday, so tell your friends if you’re going for a victory.
The competition continues!!
Remain true to your e-roots, MacNasty gets my vote.
Someone has to vote for McTasty. Let it be me.
I think O’Hellno is perfect. Sorcia O’Hellno is almost as sassy of Maya Angelou.
as* Maya Angelou.
I’ve polled the entire student body and they all chose MacNasty.
I sang each name just now. After listening back to a recording I think MacNasty (well, really more like Mac Naaaaasteeeeeee-yeah) sounded the goodest!
Jenn Watson has a fantastic point. MacNasty takes it back. You are MacNasty.
@ All: Looks like MacNasty is in the lead now with 8 votes to O’Hellno’s 6! Ferocious has three, and O’Meany and McTasty have got one each. Only two days of voting left, ya’ll, so get involved! It’s the American thing to do!!
I have to vote for MacNasty. I like the idea of maintaining what is rightfully yours, even if you have to change the look of it a bit. O’Hellno runs a close second for me, but I think you should just take it on as a middle name!….Sorcia O’Hellno MacNasty….doesn’t that have a nice ring?
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Sorcia O’Hellno MacNasty
You’ve officially been upgraded to three names. Run with it. Run, Sorcia O’Hellno MacNasty, RUUUUUNNNNNNNN.
O’Hellno gets my vote.
Doug from the Great White North (well, ok, Vancouver, but still great and North)
I feel MacNasty coming on like a hurricane.